I wish I could've had Poochie as a pup

That's not her. Just someone's min pin pup on youtube.com
We'll just pretend that this is in fact Poochie, but with a penis and cropped ears.
Can you guys imagine just how much wonderful, drop-dead-adorable shenanigans Poochie would've gone into as a pup in a normal living situation? It breaks my heart a little to think about it.